Chase

Chase is our funny analytical son who questions everything and yet misses so many of answers because his brain is always going. One of my absolute funniest stories about Chase is when he asked me if I had washed socks yet. I soak their socks in hopes of some resemblence of white. I told him I would get them washed for him. He said good because he needed socks and the washer keeps stretching his out......okay, red flag. I asked him what he meant. He said his socks are getting stretched in the laundry. So I asked him to show me........He pulls out these socks and I immediately start to laugh....he and his Dad have the same socks and somehow Dennis' socks ended up in his drawer. I still chuckle when I think of that morning.

However, he learned last night that some questions just shouldn't be asked. He was reading on the back of the Cortizone cream tube and it said not to use if there's a vaginal discharge. As he's reading this aloud and asking what it means-the room absolutely cleared out. He just sat there and looked at me. After explaining he walked into the kitchen and Dennis asked if he got his questioned answered. Dennis said he was wide eyed and said; "yea, but I wish I didn't know!"